londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

gurlfriend: happy fathers day
bf: but im not a dad
gf: :)

turntnip:

gym class

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thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

barack-obottm:

when your science teacher hands you back a bad test grade

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cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second